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经典笑话:美女的口号  

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M国进入总统大选,选票拉到了一个很大的城市。一位总统候选人的智囊团对他出主意,让那些J女也来投票。J女们纷纷赞成。但是,J女群体毕竟不同于工会组织之类,大家都怕出差错,特别是在游行时喊口号出错。于是,智囊团建议审查游行口号。 

等到游行那一天,城市的各局长负责审理J女队伍的标语口号。 

只见J女甲队伍的标语口号是“一不偷,二不抢,三不反对执政党。”安全局长见了,高兴地说:“行啦,行啦!” 

只见J女乙队伍的标语口号是“不占地,不占房,只是用了一张床。”国土局长见了,高兴的说:“好咧,好咧!” 

只见J女丙队伍的标语口号是“不生女,不添男,不给政府添麻烦。”人口局长见了,高兴的说:“不错,不错!” 

只见J女丁队伍的标语口号是“无噪音,无污染,只是偶尔喊一喊。”环保局长见了,高兴的说:“你们喊吧,你们喊吧!” 

 

 

 

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